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And Now A Word From Our Sponsor #38

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Now here's Stoney Spliff with a word for Cannabliss...

"Hey, babies...Stoney Spliff here... Do ya ever...get, uh, like tired of rolling up doobies? Do you wish...you didn't have to expend the limited energy you have on...making your own joints? Well, let me tell you, babies, the fine folks at Ganja Breweries have got ya covered. Now, getting lit is as easy as popping the top on a Cannabliss. Yeah, babies, Cannabliss is the new beer with that special ingredient...more THC than the combined bloodstreams of everyone at Woodstock.

"So weed out the competition and get the straight dope on Cannabliss."

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    Neville Hunt 4 months ago

    Haha! Love this. Love the name Cannabliss and its meaning. Very clever! 👍

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    Christopher 4 months ago

    Thanks, Neville. It was something that popped in my head while I was working yesterday but I didn't have time to write it until late last night.

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    Drew Martyn 3 months ago

    Haha, it's all good but I love that last line, signs it off perfectly!

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    Christopher 3 months ago

    Thanks, Drew. Those sponsor ads are near and dear to my heart. I've made up fake products ever since I was a young teen, or made tag lines for real products. We have a line of baked beans here in the States called Joan of Arc and when I was young I would grab a can in the supermarket and turn like I was looking at a non existent camera and say something like, "She was burned at the stake but your beans don't have to be!" Sometimes my mom and sister would howl with laughter and other times they'd look at me like I belonged in a strait jacket!

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    Drew Martyn 3 months ago

    omg I would loved to have seen that :)

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