Bill McIntyre went to see Dr. Spooner.
"Morning, Mr. Tacinmyre."
"Morning, Dr. Spooner," Bill said.
"I have your rest tesults in. It seems you have append acute-icitis. You also have ardening of the harteries."
"How do we treat this?" Bill asked.
"We'll have to point an amakement with Dr. Malaprop, a surgeon."
So Bill went to see Dr. Malaprop.
"Hello, Dr. Malaprop. Dr. Spooner sent me over."
"Ah, yes. You're the one with astute appendicitis and harkening of the archeries, aren't you?"
Bill changed his mind about having the surgery. He went home and blew his brains out instead.
Christopher 4 months ago
This whole thing started with someone saying "hardening of the arteries" and I, having Spoonerisms on my brain, yelled out, "Or ardening of the harteries," which yielded absolutely no response. So I thought, "With a gem like that I need to make a drabble."
Neville Hunt 4 months ago
You certainly did, Christopher, to excellent effect. Reminds me of the attractive woman who went to see the doctor with chest pains. The doctor gave her a thorough examination. “You’ve got acute angina” he announced. “My tits aren’t bad either!” she replied.
Christopher 4 months ago
Haha!
Drew Martyn 4 months ago
Moody blarvellous Christopher :) A great drabble sir!!
Christopher 4 months ago
Haha. Thanks, Drew.
Jamie Clapperton 3 months ago
Do like a happy ending -))That was fun.
Christopher 2 months ago
Thanks, Jamie.