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Old Jokes #10


"...logically speaking you have a family."

"That's right!"

"And if you have a family, then logically speaking you have a wife. And if you have a wife, then logically speaking you're heterosexual."

"You're right! Wow, you found all that out just because I own a weed whacker!"

"Well, that's what logic is," the Dean responded.

Tom runs back to the bar to see Bob.

"Bob!" he shouts. "I just signed up for a class in Logic."

"Logic?" Bob asks. "What's that?"

Tom says, "Here's an example. Do you own a weed whacker?"

Bob says, "No, I don't."

"Then you're gay."

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    Drew Martyn over 1 year ago

    Hahaha wonderful :)

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    Neville Hunt over 1 year ago

    Haha! Love it!

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    Christopher over 1 year ago

    Thanks, guys. I don't know how old this joke is, as I only heard it recently. But I thought it was funny too.

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