Logically Speaking... (2/2)

"...logically speaking you have a family."

"That's right!"

"And if you have a family, then logically speaking you have a wife. And if you have a wife, then logically speaking you're heterosexual."

"You're right! Wow, you found all that out just because I own a weed whacker!"

"Well, that's what logic is," the Dean responded.

Tom runs back to the bar to see Bob.

"Bob!" he shouts. "I just signed up for a class in Logic."

"Logic?" Bob asks. "What's that?"

Tom says, "Here's an example. Do you own a weed whacker?"

Bob says, "No, I don't."

"Then you're gay."