The Devil smirked, “Congratulations. That supposed to mean something to me?”
“Yes,” the lawyer replied. “I want to represent you.”
The Devil let out a sinister laugh. “Represent me? In what capacity?”
“In a lawsuit against God,” he said with no trace of jest.
The Devil looked around, “Is this a prank? Am I on Candid Camera?”
“Not at all. Let me ask you something, when God cast you down from Heaven did you get a fair trial?”
The Devil raised an eyebrow, “Now that you mention it, no. He just chucked me and my friends out without a warning.”