The Devil sat on a small brick wall fence outside of a church. A stranger walked by and asked, “Are you Lucifer?”
The Devil nodded.
The man sat down on the wall next to him. “I’ve been looking all over for you.”
The Devil cocked his head sideways, “Why?”
The man pulled a card from his coat and handed it to the Devil, who read it. Then the card burst into flames between his thumb and forefinger.
“So you’re a lawyer?” the Devil asked.
The man nodded. “I’m the best in the business. A thousand cases and I’ve never lost.”