Jake Randolph in "Tiki Moon" Pt. 333

"Dammit!" Stan shouted. "Something's gone wrong. Those two idiots can't do anything right that doesn't involve one of them bending over!"

The ugly guy looked like he didn't understand that reference. But I did.

"You're gonna have to go ice the broad. I was hoping they would be handling that but I work with retards."

The ugly dude smiled. He looked like he was going to enjoy his work. He was going to be proven very wrong.

I eased back up the stairs until I reached the third floor, moved outside the office door and hid behind a wooden crate...