Jake Randolph in "Tiki Moon" Pt. 288

She told me that she would call me later in the day with the details of her flight. I told her I would call Morty and have him and Nick meet us that night.

I sat there looking at the phone for several minutes after I'd hung up the receiver. I was afraid the excrement was going to slam into the wind-generating device the instant Deborah found out about Scarlett and me. And the reverse would happen when Scarlett found out about Deborah and me.

Either way, I was about to be caught in a veritable hailstorm of shit...