"Yeah," I said, being coy.
"You know, some day you're going to have to tell me your last name," she said playfully.
"Ah, it's more mysterious this way."
She reached down under the covers and squeezed an area that generally shouldn't be squeezed.
"Randolph!" I said as my eyes were watering. "Jake Randolph!"
She released the pressure. I figured she already had enough information to betray me with if she was going to, so I told her. Plus, I'm pretty good at reading people. And I could tell she was a decent person.
"I better grab a shower," she said...
Neville Hunt 12 months ago
Atta girl! Putting the squeeze on ole’ Jake (said the guy with firmly crossed legs!)