I'm generally not jarred by much, but the sight of Nick Berman bouncing up and down on Morty's crotch was enough to send me into shock overload.

So, Morty and Nick were a couple of queers. At least it explained a little better why they both wanted Deborah dead.

I pushed the door the rest of the way open and they both stopped their unnatural act as Morty screamed, "How did you get in here?!"

"Probably easier than you got in there," I said as I pointed to Nick, who looked positively ill.

"This...this...is...not what it looks like," Morty stammered...

Drabble published July 01, 2019 03:37

Christopher almost 5 years ago

Again, sorry for the non-politically correct language. But that's what someone like Jake would've described guys like that back then. And since most of the people reading this are in the UK, I know the word fag means something different over there and decided not to use it.
Neville Hunt almost 5 years ago

I don’t know about fag... but this is smoking Christopher!
Christopher almost 5 years ago

Haha. Thanks, Neville. Do they still call cigarettes that over there? I'm afraid most of my knowledge of British slang comes from shows that are 30 to 40 years old.
Neville Hunt almost 5 years ago

Going for a fag still has the same meaning over here, but fewer and fewer are doing so... which must be good for the nation’s health.
Christopher almost 5 years ago

Much thanks, Drew.

Jake Randolph in "Tiki Moon" Pt. 176