Jake Randolph in "Tiki Moon" Pt. 157

Mort looked at me, "Is this true?"

I nodded. "Yeah, Morty. I'm not Mr. Saint. But I am the guy that took care of your problem."

"And took my job," Mr. Saint said.

"You weren't hired yet," I said. "Why don't you complain to the Better Business Bureau?"

He turned the gun fully on me.

"I want half of da money you made on dis job. Call it a finder's fee," Mr. Saint said.

I laughed loudly, "You'll get half of this money when they hold the Winter Olympics in Hell!"

He cocked the pistol. Me and my big mouth...