Jake Randolph in "Tiki Moon" Pt. 117

Harrigan slammed his fist down so hard on his desk I thought it would split in two. Kip laughed and asked, "Why do you guys do this? What's this antagonistic relationship you two have?"

I grinned, "Harrigan's just jealous because I was always having to save his ass during the war."

Harrigan's eyes widened, "You saved my ass? Unbelievable! Every time I turned around this schmuck was getting caught by the Gerry!"

I smiled at Kip, "Don't believe a word of that, Wilson. If I hadn't been around he would've spent the duration of the war in a P.O.W. camp!"