Jake Randolph in "Tiki Moon" Pt. 105

"Very good, sir," the little tin Hitler said. He seemed to be a little nicer when he might have been worried about a potential lawsuit over a faulty gangplank.

He went back to his post and I waited until he was busy with passengers boarding before I got up and fake-limped back to my cabin. Well, almost fake. I really did hurt myself falling down that damned gangplank.

I needed to wait until we were a day or so into our journey home before I reported Deborah missing. I was somewhat anxious to see what their reaction would be...