Jake Randolph in "Tiki Moon" Pt. 63

My first job was to track down someone on the crew to see if they could tell me what cabin Ms. Newstead was in. I found a lovely young girl in a uniform and stopped her.

"Yes, sir?" she said with a squeaky little voice.

I put on my best Texas oil man accent. "Hello, sweetheart. My name is Jacob Randall from Dallas, the big D, ma'am. Texas. I'm in oil on a good day, but right now I'm in a bit of hot water, honey child! I wonder if'n you could do me a grett big favor, sweetie pie."