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And Now A Word From Our Sponsor #37

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Hello, Johnny Fibber here, president of the Pathological Liars Club. We're holding our annual convention this year at the Playboy Mansion. Entertainment will be a supergroup consisting of all the surviving members of The Beatles, Led Zeppelin and Pink Floyd. And The Rolling Stones will open the show playing the entire Sticky Fingers album backwards.

Also, door prizes will be given away to several lucky attendees, including a BMW, a nuclear submarine, the Hope Diamond, and a grand prize of one billion dollars. Prizes will be awarded by a topless Dolly Parton.

Tickets are $1,000.00. Get 'em while they last.

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    Neville Hunt 3 months ago

    Wow! A topless Dolly Parton that would suit most blokes down to the ground.

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    Christopher 3 months ago

    Ha ha, just remember he's a pathological liar.

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    Drew Martyn 3 months ago

    What a gig that would be! XCan't believe you're up to 37 "sponsors" Christopher, I love them all :)

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    Christopher 3 months ago

    Thanks, Drew. I really enjoy doing these. In a twisted and dark universe I think I would've been an ad man like Neville!

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    Drew Martyn 3 months ago

    What a team you two would have made - there would be a complete corporate takeover of the whole planet within ten years! :)

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    Neville Hunt 3 months ago

    You’d have been a great adman Christopher. Quality corn is what’s the main ingredient and you definitely can deliver that.

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    Christopher 3 months ago

    Thanks, Drew and Neville. I loved the show Mad Men, not only because it was set in the 1960's, but I loved the behind-the-scenes peek into the world of advertising.

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    Neville Hunt 3 months ago

    Very late 60s for me and the 70s were fabulous. The lunches were obscene, as were some of the advertising secretaries... but not for me... I had already met the girl of my dreams...so opportunities that were wasted had to stay wasted! And we were all wasted after some of those lunches!

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    Christopher 3 months ago

    Haha. Why doesn't that surprise me?

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    Kirill Shchedrin about 1 month ago

    Oh, I was there! They have really great parties!
    (:

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    Christopher about 1 month ago

    Haha! Thanks for reading, Kirill.

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