Pathological Liars Convention
And Now A Word From Our Sponsor #37
Hello, Johnny Fibber here, president of the Pathological Liars Club. We're holding our annual convention this year at the Playboy Mansion. Entertainment will be a supergroup consisting of all the surviving members of The Beatles, Led Zeppelin and Pink Floyd. And The Rolling Stones will open the show playing the entire Sticky Fingers album backwards.
Also, door prizes will be given away to several lucky attendees, including a BMW, a nuclear submarine, the Hope Diamond, and a grand prize of one billion dollars. Prizes will be awarded by a topless Dolly Parton.
Tickets are $1,000.00. Get 'em while they last.
- Category: Humor / Comedy
11 comments add one below
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Neville Hunt 6 months ago
Wow! A topless Dolly Parton that would suit most blokes down to the ground.
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Christopher 6 months ago
Ha ha, just remember he's a pathological liar.
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Drew Martyn 6 months ago
What a gig that would be! XCan't believe you're up to 37 "sponsors" Christopher, I love them all :)
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Christopher 6 months ago
Thanks, Drew. I really enjoy doing these. In a twisted and dark universe I think I would've been an ad man like Neville!
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Drew Martyn 6 months ago
What a team you two would have made - there would be a complete corporate takeover of the whole planet within ten years! :)
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Neville Hunt 6 months ago
You’d have been a great adman Christopher. Quality corn is what’s the main ingredient and you definitely can deliver that.
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Christopher 6 months ago
Thanks, Drew and Neville. I loved the show Mad Men, not only because it was set in the 1960's, but I loved the behind-the-scenes peek into the world of advertising.
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Neville Hunt 6 months ago
Very late 60s for me and the 70s were fabulous. The lunches were obscene, as were some of the advertising secretaries... but not for me... I had already met the girl of my dreams...so opportunities that were wasted had to stay wasted! And we were all wasted after some of those lunches!
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Christopher 6 months ago
Haha. Why doesn't that surprise me?
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Kirill Shchedrin 5 months ago
Oh, I was there! They have really great parties!
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Christopher 5 months ago
Haha! Thanks for reading, Kirill.
