"Nice Place You've Got Here"

The film was grainy and sputtered, the sound was scratchy. It reminded me of being in high school and trying to stay awake while watching a film about hygiene.

It opened with the classic example of a hippie chick, which would be normal if this was indeed 1967. She was coming through the door of this very house. The camera operator was following behind her, trying in vain to keep the camera focused on the girl, who was bouncing around like a fairy. She was obviously high.

"Nice place you've got here," she said as she went inside the house.