Wisdom Pearls (Part Two)
No one loves you when you're down and out. Especially when you're "down" at the nudie bar and "out" of one dollar bills.
Never kick a man when he's down. Unless you find him in bed with your wife, then you can stomp the crap out of him.
Stupid is as stupid do.
Be yourself. Unless you're a complete ass-hat, in which case you might want to be someone else.
Kill with kindness... or a hacksaw, whichever is convenient.
Self-deprecating humor is when you make fun of yourself. Self-decapitating humor is when you laugh your head off.
- Category: Humor / Comedy
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Christopher about 5 years ago
It's been three years between the first one of these and the second. Come back in another three years for the third one.
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Neville Hunt about 5 years ago
Christopher. Welcome back... been worried about you having not heard anything from you for quite a long time. Love the drabble, particularly the last one.🤣
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Christopher about 5 years ago
Thanks, Neville. Been busy and a little under the weather, which isn't a good combo. I appreciate the concern.
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Christopher about 5 years ago
Thanks, Drew. Still having some complications but I'm doing okay.
I made that self-decapitating joke about 20 years ago and it good a good laugh.
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Christopher about 5 years ago
Got a good laugh. I hate autocorrect.
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Jeff Taylor about 5 years ago
Love that "Self-decapitating" humour. Brill Christopher! 😊
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Christopher about 5 years ago
Thanks, Jeff.
Is anyone else having trouble accessing Drablr? I had to download a browser other than Chrome in order to get to it today.
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Jeff Taylor about 5 years ago
Yes. Looks like the security certificate has expired. The site owner needs to get a new certificate. It's happened before. I'm using Chrome, and simply ignoring the warnings.
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Christopher about 5 years ago
It didn't give me the option to ignore it, but that's from my phone. Neville knows how to contact the owner of the site but I guess he hasn't been here in a couple of days.
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Jeff Taylor about 5 years ago
Me too Drew... Me too.
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Neville Hunt about 5 years ago
I emailed Michael yesterday and he’s now sorted it. He had an apartment move and forgot about renewing the certificate for the site.
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VerityAlways about 2 years ago
Self-deprecating humor is when you make fun of yourself. Self-decapitating humor is when you laugh your head off- this is the best!!
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Christopher about 2 years ago
Thanks, Verity.
