The heat is unbearable, and I'm so malnourished the slightest breeze can lift me into the air. What have I been doing with my life? Obsessed with a bird that has less meat on him than a skeleton suffering from anorexia? And if I had all the money I've wasted with ACME over the years I could've bought the island of Tahiti!
Well, I've had enough! I shall pack my bags and.....Wait! Was that a "beep beep" I just heard? There he is, going past my window!
Well, if you'll excuse me, I think I'll give this one more try!
Neville Hunt over 5 years ago
Great little series Christopher. He’s gotta keep trying to get the irritating blighter!
Christopher over 5 years ago
Thanks, Neville and Drew. I was thinking of tackling James Bond next.
Jamie Clapperton over 5 years ago
For a moment i thought there was no part five and felt genuinely frustrated. 😁 Well spent quarter of an hour. Looking forward to the bond one if you decide to do it. ☺
Christopher over 5 years ago
Thanks, Jamie. I'm still running the Bond one over in my head.
Ginette Kiff over 5 years ago
I absolutely love this! The ending is genius.
Christopher over 5 years ago
Thanks, Ginette.