Wile E. Coyote (4/5)

I once spent 17 hours in a pit with a hungry lion, and believe you me there aren't many places in a pit to hide from a hungry lion! And I can't tell you the frustration of having your own death ray firing at you, running to and fro like some sort of uncivilized caveman while having most of your hair singed off. Oh, a little tip: save your money. ACME's Instant Hair Regrowth Formula does not work!

Now, you might be asking yourself, "Why does he stay there?"

Actually, that's a very good question. Why do I stay here?