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A Day In The Life #2

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I usually spend the morning unpacking the latest road runner-catching apparatus Fedexed from ACME. I do a lot of business with ACME, although I can't say I've been 100% satisfied with their products. Most of them have backfired on me, and a few have caused serious bodily injury to me, while that cad of a road runner speeds off without so much as a scratch. If I were really the genius I claim to be I'd buy a sawed-off shotgun and blow the little bugger's head off. But then there wouldn't be much sport in that, would there?

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