Deaf, Dumb And Blind Date (1/2)

I recently went out with a nineteen-year-old girl. You might ask why a man hurtling towards a mid-life crisis would date a girl so young, but maybe there's your answer. Anyway, if you'd ever seen this girl you'd know why I went out with her.

This poor girl was as vapid and clueless as you've heard the millennial generation is. The conversation over dinner was third-grade level (if it were a really dumb third-grader). I foolishly tried to make smart jokes, which went down like a lead balloon.

I was thinking I'd made a mistake...