The Kinky Vampire
I watched an old vampire movie on the late show last night. It was one of those 60's Italian films that had been dubbed into English, but apparently something was lost in the translation. Seriously, whoever heard of a vampire being from Pennsylvania? Or that you can ward off a vampire by wearing garbage around your neck or by holding up a crotch?
But that wasn't the worst of it. I wondered if it was about to veer off into porn territory when the vampire kept running around telling every woman he met that he wanted to suck their butt.
- Category: Humor / Comedy
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Christopher over 5 years ago
Haven't done one of these Hard Of Herring drabbles for a while so I thought I would post one while on a lunch break. I'll catch up with everyone's writings soon. Been working like mad lately.
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Christopher over 5 years ago
Thanks, Drew.
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Peter Henderson over 5 years ago
Channel change. Good story with a meaning.
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Christopher over 5 years ago
Thanks, Peter. It's part of a series of a guy that's hard of hearing and always misunderstanding what's said. I had kind of forgotten about it so I pulled it out of the moth balls.
