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Neville Hunt over 2 years ago
I like the fact that they come armed with vegetables. I have visions of flying pumpkins...
Christopher over 2 years ago
I probably should put rocks these days. But I was remembering those old movies where some guy would be making a public speech and people would start throwing tomatoes at him. I used to think "Who brings vegetables to a political rally?"
Christopher over 2 years ago
Oops! I forgot a tomato is a fruit.
Neville Hunt over 2 years ago
Yes, taking tomatoes or eggs to a political rally does rather suggest an element of premeditation.
Drew Martyn over 2 years ago
The image of thugs turning up with cabbages and carrots made me laugh out loud. Another superb Sponsor drabble.
Christopher over 2 years ago
Thanks, Drew. With all the bullshit going on in the political realm in my country, I think there may be a grain of truth to this drabble. Both sides have gone bat crap crazy.
Christopher about 2 years ago
Thanks, Mr. Assaf!