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- Category: Humor / Comedy
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Neville Hunt over 5 years ago
I like the fact that they come armed with vegetables. I have visions of flying pumpkins...
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Christopher over 5 years ago
I probably should put rocks these days. But I was remembering those old movies where some guy would be making a public speech and people would start throwing tomatoes at him. I used to think "Who brings vegetables to a political rally?"
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Christopher over 5 years ago
Oops! I forgot a tomato is a fruit.
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Neville Hunt over 5 years ago
Yes, taking tomatoes or eggs to a political rally does rather suggest an element of premeditation.
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Christopher over 5 years ago
Thanks, Drew. With all the bullshit going on in the political realm in my country, I think there may be a grain of truth to this drabble. Both sides have gone bat crap crazy.
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Christopher over 5 years ago
Thanks, Mr. Assaf!
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VerityAlways over 2 years ago
Riot of options!
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Christopher over 2 years ago
Thanks, Verity. I think with some of the things that have gone in the world since I wrote this drabble there may be a grain of truth to it.
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VerityAlways over 2 years ago
It certainly is! with all these options at disposal
