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Old Jokes #8


Bill was telling a co-worker about a party he'd attended over the previous weekend.

"I got drunk and can't remember the house, but I remember they had a golden toilet!"

He decided on his way home to canvass the neighborhood and see if he could find that house. He knocked on door after door, asking, "Do you have a golden toilet?"

After having many doors slammed in his face he finally got a reply.

"Do you have a golden toilet?"

The woman who answered the door yelled back inside, "Hey, Ernie! Here's the schmuck that shit in your tuba!"

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    Neville Hunt over 1 year ago

    Haha! Nice one Christopher. It may b3van old joke to you, but it’s new to me!
    Been worried about you...healthwise recently. Hope you’re holding up OK.

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    Christopher over 1 year ago

    Thank you, my friend. I'm recovering well, just been in some pain. I have one more surgery a week from next Tuesday. After a suitable recovery time from that hopefully I'll be back on my feet.

    I'm going to try this weekend to get caught up with everyone's work here.

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    Peter Henderson over 1 year ago

    Hahahaha busted a foofle valve on that one. Good joke

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    Christopher over 1 year ago

    Thanks, Peter.

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    LesleyAnne about 1 year ago


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    Christopher about 1 year ago

    Thank you, LesleyAnne. I made a series out of drabble-izing old jokes and giving them new life.

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