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Old Jokes #7


Katie was fanatical about new music. She listened to the radio every morning to hear the latest sounds.

One morning she heard a catchy new record, "Two Lips and Seven Kisses." She knew she had to have it. She called the record store to see if it was in yet, but in her haste dialed the wrong number and got an auto mechanic's shop.

"Yeah," the guy answered.

"Do you have 'Two Lips and Seven Kisses?'" Katie asked.

"No, I've got two balls and six inches."

"Is that a new record?" she asked.

The mechanic replied, "No, it's about average!"

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    Christopher over 1 year ago

    You can tell this joke is old, featuring record stores and people actually wanting to BUY new music. But I always thought it was funny.

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    Peter Henderson over 1 year ago

    An oldy but a goody

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    Drew Martyn over 1 year ago

    haha love it :)

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    Christopher over 1 year ago

    Thanks, Peter and Drew.

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