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And Now A Word From Our Sponsor #30

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Here's golfer extraordinaire Bogey Divot:

"Tired of feeling guilty on Sunday about skipping church to hit the links? Worried about the ball of your soul once it drops in that big tin cup in the sky? Now you can combine your two favorite pastimes, God and golf, at Fairway To Heaven, everyone's favorite golf resort and megachurch!

"Our caddies are not only licensed golf pros but are also theological graduates. All denominations welcome. They'll even turn a deaf ear to your incessant cursing after a bad shot!

"Don't let guilt be your albatross, score a birdie at Fairway To Heaven!"

12 comments add one below

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    Christopher over 1 year ago

    First surgery is in the can now. Next one is on the dreaded Sept. 11th.

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    Peter Henderson over 1 year ago

    Marvelous to read the 1st surgery went well.

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    Steve McBrevity over 1 year ago

    Concentrate on the drabls or a round of golf - this one’s right up there. The best of luck.

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    Christopher over 1 year ago

    Thanks, Peter and Steve.

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    Neville Hunt over 1 year ago

    Glad all’s we’ll from stage 1 Christopher.

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    Christopher over 1 year ago

    Thanks, Neville. Having a good bit of pain but hanging in there.

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    Drew Martyn over 1 year ago

    Superb, sir! And quite honestly I think there's possibly a niche in the market for a Fairway To Heaven!
    Glad Stage 1 is over, fingers crossed for a speedy recovery and an effective Stage 2. Best of luck mate :)

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    Christopher over 1 year ago

    Thanks, Drew. If I had the capital to invest in it I think I would start it up. If it's a church it would be tax exempt too. I think I'm on to something!

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    Jamie Clapperton over 1 year ago

    Thanks for another quality chuckle. :-) Sorry you're suffering Christopher and hope it resolves Quickly.

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    Christopher about 1 year ago

    Thanks, Jamie. Just had my second surgery. One more to go.

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    Neville Hunt about 1 year ago

    Hope all went well with the surgery, Christopher 🤞

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    Christopher about 1 year ago

    Thanks, Neville. The surgery itself went well but I'm afraid the recovery this time has been a lot tougher. And the last surgery is in less than three weeks now, so the next few months are going to be a little rough. All I want for Christmas this year is just to get back on my damned feet.

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