Rabbit Test
A man walks into a bar holding a rabbit. He sets the rabbit on the bar, ordering a beer. The rabbit proceeds to drop a load onto the bar. The bartender tells him he can't have that animal in there and to leave.
The man leaves as an obnoxious guy enters, yelling "Gimme a beer, barkeep!"
He sees the rabbit pellets as he sits down.
"What are these?" he asks.
"Smart pills," the bartender says.
"Can I try one?"
"Knock yourself out."
He pops one in his mouth, saying, "This tastes like shit!"
The bartender smiles, "You're getting smarter already!"
- Category: Humor / Comedy
5 comments add one below
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Christopher almost 6 years ago
Another old joke. I'm having my first surgery Tuesday so I'll try to catch up with everyone's drabbles then. I'll be off for two days recovering so I'll have a chance then. I've been working six days a week lately.
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Neville Hunt almost 6 years ago
Another good old joke, Christopher. It must be the season for poo jokes! ....always winners. I hope the surgery goes well. I guess working 6 days a week either took your mind off the problems... or knackered you! Best wishes to you.
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Christopher almost 6 years ago
More the latter. When your leg is swelled and throbbing like a mother it's hard for anything to take your mind off it.
Thanks for the well wishes.
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Peter Henderson almost 6 years ago
Good joke, wish you all the very best with the leg surgery.
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Christopher over 5 years ago
Thanks, Peter. Recovering from the first surgery now. Two more to go.
