New York Strips
And Now A Word From Our Sponsor #29
Now here's a word from Chuck Steaks, proprietor of NYC's premier nudie bar and steakhouse:
"Is dere any place on oith where a man can still feel like a man? You bet yer sweet ass, dere is! Right here at New York Strips, where men can enjoy dere two favorite pastimes: eating meat and watching naked women dance! Dat's right, but keep yer hands on the meat and off de ladies. Or our bouncer Angus Beef will toss you out on your rump roast! Plan your next vacation to the Big Apple by including a stop at New York Strips!"
- Category: Humor / Comedy
4 comments add one below
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Christopher almost 6 years ago
I just realized it's been six months since I did a fake sponsor, so I thought it was time I made some fake money. I wanted to do more plays on words with meats but I would've had to make it two drabbles.
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Neville Hunt almost 6 years ago
I too thought they had become rather rare, but this is well-done Christopher!😁
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Christopher almost 6 years ago
Haha! Thanks, guys.
This was inspired by a trip to the grocery store yesterday. I was in the meat department and almost bought some New York strips and I thought that sounded like the name of a nudie bar in NYC. Then I kept seeing names like chuck steaks and Angus beef so all of that was going through my head when I was driving home. I wrote it as soon as I got all my groceries in the house.
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Peter Henderson almost 6 years ago
Hehehe, I passed that point years ago and the closest I come to a decent steak is dream it. "She who must be obeyed" has me grazing, the kids won't give me any or they get babysitting privileges curtailed.
