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Old Jokes #5

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A psychiatrist was trying out a new system he'd read about. He approached three women in the waiting room, each of whom was sitting with their child.

The doctor looked at the first woman.

"You are obsessed with food and that's why you named your child Candy."

She nodded.

He looked at the second woman.

"You are obsessed with money and that's why you named your child Penny."

She nodded.

The third woman looked irate and yelled, "This is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard."

She grabbed her son's arm and said, "Let's get out of here, Dick!"

6 comments add one below

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    Christopher over 1 year ago

    Haven't had much time for drabbling, but I was reminded of another old joke and thought I would post it.

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    Peter Henderson over 1 year ago

    An oldie but a goodie, loved it, many thanks

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    Neville Hunt over 1 year ago

    Ooh you are naughty, Christopher! Fun... and I’d not heard it before either.

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    Drew Martyn over 1 year ago

    Haha your oldie but goodies are given a new lease of life in these drabbles. Nice one Christopher! :)

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    Christopher over 1 year ago

    Thank you, everyone.

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    Christopher over 1 year ago

    Yeah, people have become such humorless wimps these days, constantly kicking over rocks looking for anything to be offended by.

    Thanks for reading.

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