Origins of Man

A little girl asked her mother how the human race began.

"Well," her mother replied, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children, so everyone comes from them."

The next day she asked her father the same question.

"Human beings evolved from apes," was his response.

Confused, she went back to her mother.

"Mommy," she said, "how is it that you told me that man was created by God and Daddy told me man came from apes?"

"Well," her mother said, grinning, "I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his side!"