A little girl asked her mother how the human race began.
"Well," her mother replied, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children, so everyone comes from them."
The next day she asked her father the same question.
"Human beings evolved from apes," was his response.
Confused, she went back to her mother.
"Mommy," she said, "how is it that you told me that man was created by God and Daddy told me man came from apes?"
"Well," her mother said, grinning, "I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his side!"
Neville Hunt almost 2 years ago
Haha. Nice one Christopher!😁
Christopher almost 2 years ago
Thanks, Neville. Another old joke I was reminded of.
Drew Martyn almost 2 years ago
Love it, not heard that before! Could well be true :)
Peter Henderson over 1 year ago
Hahaha good one
Christopher over 1 year ago
Thank you, Peter.