Quickie
Father O'Brien had just arrived at his new post, a church in the Philipines, and settled in. He decided he would venture into town to meet some of the locals and pick up some supplies.
As he was walking down the street a woman popped out from a side alley asking, "Quickie, Father? Only 5 bucks!"
Red-faced, he declined and moved on down the street as several more women accosted him with the same offer.
Visibly shaken upon returning to the church he asked a nun, "Sister, what's a quickie?"
She smiled, replying, "Five bucks, same as in town!"
- Category: Humor / Comedy
6 comments add one below
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Christopher about 6 years ago
Another old joke. I should just make this a series so I don't have to keep commenting that. I'll probably do that and go back and add all the previous ones into the series.
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Neville Hunt about 6 years ago
Haha. I’d not heard it. I love it. No need to qualify them to me Christopher! 😄
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Christopher about 6 years ago
Well, I don't want to take authorship of it if it's an old joke.
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Christopher about 6 years ago
And thanks, Neville.
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Steve McBrevity about 6 years ago
Great joke - and there’s the one about Amelda’s shoes if I can remember the punchline 👠
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Christopher about 6 years ago
Thanks, Steve.
Drew, that shows you how old the joke is!
