"Listen," Tom said, "stop using foul language and be nice. Can you do that?"
The parrot replied, "Can you go **** yourself?"
"Curse once more and I'll put you in the freezer for half an hour."
The parrot chuckled, "**** off!"
Tom opened the cage, grabbed the parrot and tossed him in the freezer.
30 minutes later he came back, got the parrot and put him back in his cage.
"Now," Tom said, "are you going to curse?"
The parrot said, "No, but I have one question."
The parrot asked, "What the **** did that turkey in there do??!!"
Neville Hunt about 2 years ago
Not heard that one Christopher. LOL!