Fowl Language (Censored) Pt. 1
Tom bought a parrot for $5.00, the pet shop owner telling him the parrot had a rather foul beak. Tom said that was okay, that he could break the parrot of that habit.
Tom approached the cage in the store.
"Hello," Tom said.
"**** you!" the parrot replied.
Tom paid the 5 bucks and took the bird to his car.
The parrot looked around, "This ****-ing car is a piece of shit!"
He got the bird home and took him inside, hanging his cage on a stand.
The parrot looked around, "Man, this ****-ing place is a dump!"
- Category: Humor / Comedy
4 comments add one below
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Christopher about 6 years ago
This was the first parrot joke I ever heard, but was too much for one drabble.
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Neville Hunt about 6 years ago
Well I accidentally read Part 2 before Part 1, and that worked for me on its own. Good fun Christopher!😀
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Christopher about 6 years ago
Well, I tried to get the setup done in the first one and leave the second one for the actual joke part.
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Christopher about 6 years ago
Oh, and thanks!
