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Tom bought a parrot for $5.00, the pet shop owner telling him the parrot had a rather foul beak. Tom said that was okay, that he could break the parrot of that habit.

Tom approached the cage in the store.

"Hello," Tom said.

"**** you!" the parrot replied.

Tom paid the 5 bucks and took the bird to his car.

The parrot looked around, "This ****-ing car is a piece of shit!"

He got the bird home and took him inside, hanging his cage on a stand.

The parrot looked around, "Man, this ****-ing place is a dump!"

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    Christopher about 2 years ago

    This was the first parrot joke I ever heard, but was too much for one drabble.

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    Neville Hunt about 2 years ago

    Well I accidentally read Part 2 before Part 1, and that worked for me on its own. Good fun Christopher!😀

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    Christopher about 2 years ago

    Well, I tried to get the setup done in the first one and leave the second one for the actual joke part.

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    Christopher about 2 years ago

    Oh, and thanks!

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