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Late one night a burglar broke into a home at the end of a cul-de-sac in a quiet neighborhood. Armed with only a flashlight he began ransacking the house, piling his loot up at the back door.

He was startled as he heard a faint voice say, "Jesus is watching you."

He kept thieving. He heard it again, "Jesus is watching you."

He traced the voice to the living room, shining his flashlight at a cage with a parrot in it.

Then he saw the snarling pitbull.

The parrot looked at the dog and yelled, "Sic him, Jesus!"

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    Christopher about 2 years ago

    Another old parrot joke. I could probably post these forever but I'll level off soon. This one was hard to fit into a hundred words.

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    Neville Hunt about 2 years ago

    Like it Christopher. The 100 word challenge is the incentive and you did it!

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    Christopher about 2 years ago

    Thanks, Neville. It's definitely a challenge.

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    Christopher almost 2 years ago

    Yeah, Greenlander, these are old parrot jokes that Neville wanted me to keep posting. I know a lot of them. I always put a disclaimer in the comments if it's an old joke.

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    Peter Henderson almost 2 years ago

    Hahah...It's old but good

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    Christopher almost 2 years ago

    You can't beat a good parrot joke, Peter!

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