"Jesus is watching you!"
Late one night a burglar broke into a home at the end of a cul-de-sac in a quiet neighborhood. Armed with only a flashlight he began ransacking the house, piling his loot up at the back door.
He was startled as he heard a faint voice say, "Jesus is watching you."
He kept thieving. He heard it again, "Jesus is watching you."
He traced the voice to the living room, shining his flashlight at a cage with a parrot in it.
Then he saw the snarling pitbull.
The parrot looked at the dog and yelled, "Sic him, Jesus!"
- Category: Humor / Comedy
6 comments add one below
-
Christopher about 6 years ago
Another old parrot joke. I could probably post these forever but I'll level off soon. This one was hard to fit into a hundred words.
-
Neville Hunt about 6 years ago
Like it Christopher. The 100 word challenge is the incentive and you did it!
-
Christopher about 6 years ago
Thanks, Neville. It's definitely a challenge.
-
Christopher about 6 years ago
Yeah, Greenlander, these are old parrot jokes that Neville wanted me to keep posting. I know a lot of them. I always put a disclaimer in the comments if it's an old joke.
-
Peter Henderson about 6 years ago
Hahah...It's old but good
-
Christopher about 6 years ago
You can't beat a good parrot joke, Peter!
