Sarah bought a parrot at the pet store for just $20, the owner telling her that it came from a whorehouse and picked up some bad habits and language. She said that didn't bother her.
When the parrot first saw her he said, "New madam!"
After enduring a string of obscenities on the way home, when she walked inside the parrot said, "New house!"
When her two daughters got home from school the parrot said, "New girls!"
When Sarah's husband Bob came home from work that evening the parrot saw him and said, "Hi ya, Bob! Long time no see!"
Christopher about 6 years ago
Another old joke.
Neville Hunt about 6 years ago
But it’s a good old joke though...and I hadn’t heard it before!😀
Christopher about 6 years ago
There are a myriad of parrott jokes. I might do a series.
Neville Hunt about 6 years ago
Yes, please do! :-)
Jamie Clapperton about 6 years ago
That was fun and reminded me to be careful about talking to myself in front of the neighbours' parrott !
Christopher about 6 years ago
Thanks, Jamie.
Christopher about 6 years ago
Thanks, Drew. I posted a few but there are still a whole slew of them out there. I might do some more later.