The Hitchhiker

A deputy sheriff was patrolling through the countryside when he noticed a naked man bent over an old tree stump. He pulled off the road, got out and walked up behind the guy. He had been tied to the stump.

"What happened here?" the deputy asked.

The naked man replied, "I'm a travelling salesman. My car ran out of gas and I was hitchhiking to get some more when these three guys pulled over. They stripped me naked, tied me to this stump and had their way with me."

The deputy unzipped his pants.

"This just isn't your day, son!"