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Dr Groucho #1

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Dr. Groucho: Now, what seems to be the troible, other than the obvious?

Patient: Well, I have a pain in my head.

Dr. Groucho: When I see you I have a pain in my neck! The longer you're here the foither down that pain shoots!

Patient: Also, I think I fractured my leg in at least two places.

Dr. Groucho: You should stop going to those places! My diagnosis is you have running of the tongue, and judging by the amount of weight you've put on since your last visit you have an advanced case of spoon-in-mouth disease!

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    Christopher about 6 years ago

    This was supposed to be a one-off, but I had so many more things in mind to say and I ran out of characters! So, I'll probably do at least a couple more.

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    Christopher about 6 years ago

    Thanks, Drew. I love Groucho as well. And his brothers.

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