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Acanna Whupass was an immigrant from some Eastern Bloc country and came to the U.S.A. searching for the so-called "American Dream." He found that it's hard enough for someone born here to see that dream come to fruition. It's doubly hard for an immigrant.

After falling in with the criminal element and winding up beaten, bruised and shot in an alley in NYC, Acanna wound up on a slab in the morgue of Queens County coroner Dr. Julienne.

His assistant arrived very late. Again.

"What are you doing, Doctor?" the assistant asked.

"I'm about to open up Acanna Whupass."

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    Christopher about 6 years ago

    I don't often feel the need to apologize for a drabble but I do for this one!

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    Christopher about 6 years ago

    Someone here said something about opening up an email but before they got to "an email" my mind thought "A can of whoop ass" and that whole thing was worked out in my head and written over lunch to set up a cheesy one-joke drabble.

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    Neville Hunt about 6 years ago

    Never apologise for making us laugh Christopher! :-)

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    Christopher about 6 years ago

    Thanks, Neville.

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    Christopher about 6 years ago

    I'll take a laugh and a groan. Thanks, Drew.

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