I pulled into the drive-thru of a local fast food restaurant yesterday. I swear, the people that work there are as dumb as a bag of fertilizer and not half as useful. I got to the speaker and said:
"I want a cheeseburger, small fry, and a medium vanilla shake."
She responded, "That's a sneeze booger, a wall fly, and a tedious chinchilla snake. Your total is great shifty heaven. Will that be all?"
I repeated my order.
She responded, "A squeeze Luger, crawl spy, and a devious gorilla quake?"
I went home and opened a can of soup.
Steve McBrevity over 6 years ago
Top series - brings back memories of Ronnie Barker one of our most treasured comedians, especially every Christmas. ‘Four candles please.’
‘ Fork handles?’
‘ No four candles’ .... and so on!
Christopher over 6 years ago
Haha. Thanks, Steve. It's fun trying to work out what this guy hears instead of what was actually said.