Endemall Cigarettes

Here's Lou Keemeeya to speak for the Terminal Tobacco Company, makers of Endemall Cigarettes...

"Friends and fellow smokers, don't let fear mongering deprive you of one of the last true joys in life. Just because our cigarettes have more tar in them than the pits of La Brea is no reason to stop smoking. Extensive tests were done by our own team of physicians, led by leading expert Dr. Nick O'Teen, and found that smoking is no more dangerous than jumping into a pool of sharks while hemorrhaging."

Endemall. You've got one life, enjoy it...at least what's left of it!