Your Herring Is Impaled
My physician, Dr. Duck, is a real quack. I was having a burning sensation when I peed, so I went to get checked out. He told me I had a ladder inspection. I tried to tell him I don't even own a ladder. He said he'd rape me out a prediction.
He asked if I'd ever had a herring fest. I told him I wasn't big on fish. He stuck a light in both my ears. He told me I had some tacks impaling my herring. I doubted that you could impale herring on tacks, but I'm not a doctor.
- Category: Humor / Comedy
7 comments add one below
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Christopher over 6 years ago
This is what comes out when it's 3 a.m. and you can't get to sleep.
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Neville Hunt over 6 years ago
Well it’s very funny Chrisopher, probably more so because it’s 3 a.m. :-)
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Christopher over 6 years ago
Thanks, Neville. Things always seem funnier at 3 a.m.
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Christopher over 6 years ago
Thanks, Drew. :-)
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Christopher over 6 years ago
I'm wondering if I should turn this into a recurring character, where everywhere he goes he misunderstands what's being said.
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Neville Hunt over 6 years ago
That’s a great idea Christopher.
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Neville Hunt over 6 years ago
Paleeeease!
