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And Now A Word From Our Sponsor #25

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Here's Shakespearean stage actor Dick Turban to speak for Sheep Gut Condoms:

"Is it not strange that sheep's guts should hale souls out of men’s
bodies
? I uttered that line as Benedick in Much Ado About Nothing. Another use for sheep guts back in the day was that of contraception. Yes, they made reusable condoms out of sheep guts. Use it, wash it out, dry it, and use it again. If your ancestors had availed themselves of this method you might not even be here to try them! Put a lid on procreation the Victorian way with Sheep Gut Condoms!"

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    Christopher about 2 years ago

    I couldn't sleep and something jogged my memory about this little tidbit of trivia, so I made another sponsor drabble. All true, by the way.

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    Neville Hunt about 2 years ago

    I bet when you thought of this one, due to its sensitive content, you felt rather sheepish, Christopher :-)

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    Christopher about 2 years ago

    Ah, there was "mutton" to worry about, really.

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