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A man went to the doctor on Monday with a bad case of constipation. The doctor gave him three suppositories. He took them home, melted them down, and drank them.

He returned on Tuesday with the same complaint. The doctor gave him three more suppositories. He took them home, melted them down, and drank them.

The same scenario repeated Wednesday.

On Thursday he returned to the doctor.

"I'm still constipated. You've gotta help me, Doc."

"I've given you nine suppositories. What're you doing with them?"

The man chuckled, "Whaddya think I'm doing with them, Doc? Sticking them up my ass?"

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    Christopher over 6 years ago

    Sorry. Another old joke that popped into my head that I "drabble-ized."

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    Jeff Taylor over 6 years ago

    Unfortunately Christopher, I would not be surprised if someone actually did that! 😊

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    Neville Hunt over 6 years ago

    Heard a very similar one years ago. It’s still very funny. 😄

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    Steve McBrevity over 6 years ago

    We’re they the Italian brand - the ‘Innuendo’?

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    Christopher over 6 years ago

    Jeff, I wouldn't either.

    Thanks, Neville.

    Steve, my dad used to make that joke about the Italian suppositories. I had forgotten that!

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