George Burns?
Bill exited his apartment with his friend Tony, on their way to the gym. They passed the knockout who lived next door to Bill. She smiled at them and entered her apartment.
"Damn!" Tony said as they boarded the elevator. "She's hot! Haven't seen her before."
"She keeps to herself," Bill said, pressing the ground floor button.
"You should nail her."
"Nah, too intimidated. I think she's in there having sex with a diety."
"How do you figure that?"
"Well," Bill said, "Every night I hear her headboard hitting the wall and her screaming 'Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!'"
- Category: Humor / Comedy
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Christopher over 6 years ago
I don't know if anyone remembers, but the title is a reference to George Burns playing the Big Man Upstairs in the movie "Oh God."
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Neville Hunt over 6 years ago
Don't remember the film, Christopher, but Burns was a real hoot!
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Neville Hunt over 6 years ago
Funny drabble btw ;-)
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Christopher over 6 years ago
Thanks, Neville. It came out in '77 and had John Denver as a hapless dude that God, in the form of an old man (George Burns), kept appearing to him and asking him to spread His message. Naturally everyone thought he was nuts.
I grew up watching reruns of the George Burns & Gracie Allen Show. They made quite a pair.
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Neville Hunt over 6 years ago
I remember Burns and Allen. It was a family favourite in my youth.
