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Dick Hedd The Most Opinionated Man In The World

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I was trying to get downtown today and got held up by a gay pride parade.

Look, dude, I'm glad you're proud of who you are and that you like to sleep with your little boyfriend but is it really necessary to make a public nuisance and spectacle of yourself?

Having parades based on who you like to sleep with is asinine. Some people like to sleep with hookers, let's have a Hooker Pride Parade.

I like to sleep alone. I think I'll go to the courthouse and get a permit to have a parade featuring only ME!

Dumb asses...

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    Neville Hunt over 6 years ago

    Wow, Dick, you'll need to let me know exactly when and where your parade's going to happen, I wouldn't want to blink and miss it!

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    Christopher over 6 years ago

    Thanks, Neville and Drew. I'm tolerant, if not accepting, of the modern world, but I just think those parades are dumb. I mean, Mr. Hedd thinks that.

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