The Girl Most Likely...

Jennifer Watkins was a girl I dated in high school. I really liked her. I thought she liked me too. We were supposed to go out one Friday night but she said she had to study. I went to the drive-in alone and caught her in Bobby Philips' car with her head in his lap.

But I got the last laugh. I was head of the yearbook staff. She had been voted "The Girl Most Likely To Succeed." I did a little bit of revision before it went to print:

Jennifer Watkins - The Girl Most Likely To Suck Seed.