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And Now A Word From Our Sponsor #22

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20th Century Fux proudly presents:

Rod Steele as Dick Long, a man arrested for a crime he didn't commit...

Harry Bawls as the arresting officer, with a pistol no one wanted to cross...

Sandy Slit as the prosecuting attorney. Everyone loved her oral arguments...

Candy Slutstack as the Judge, who dispensed her own brand of justice...

The trial was unorthodox and shocking, but no one expected it to end in a... Hung Jury!

Written and directed by I.M. Purvurted.

"Coming" soon to a theatre near you. Check local listings for details. Rated D for Disgusting. No one under 69 admitted.

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    Christopher over 2 years ago

    I hope this isn't too obscene. I was reminded of a conversation years ago with some friends about names of porn films set in courtrooms. This was my offering, heavily augmented in order to stretch it to fit the drabble form.

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    Christopher over 2 years ago

    Plus, they don't really release these kinds of films in theatres anymore, like they did in the 70's and 80's, but there you are. A vintage drabble, if you will.

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    Christopher over 2 years ago

    No, not since my teen years. It's too easy now. Young people don't know how good they've got it. We had to work and conspire and plan to see ours. Now, any kid with a smart phone can get it. And don't think, parents, that they don't know how to bypass your security measures.

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    Christopher over 2 years ago

    Nor me. The drabble wasn't about porn anyway, though. It was just parody. Long ago my friends and I would sit and come up with weird scenarios. Something reminded me of that today.

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    Neville Hunt over 2 years ago

    Reminds me of how to find out your porn star name. The name of your first pet and your grandmother's maiden name. On that basis, I'd be Sooty Blackman... he's a real dirty devil.

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    Indigo Estoria over 2 years ago

    omg i can't stop laughing! LOL

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    Christopher over 2 years ago

    I'd be Sprocket Green, then. And I don't think the ladies are interested in a sprocket that's green!

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    Christopher over 2 years ago

    Thanks, Indigo!

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    Drew Martyn about 2 years ago

    Haha terrific. (Slowly but surely I'm catching up with these drabbles).
    I have to admit I don't think Ive ever seen a porn film set in a courtroom, but I'm pretty sure I've not missed out. Or have I?
    And just fyi, my pornstar name would be Topsy Powell. Now that I like. I could be Topsy, though to me it sounds more like the Madam of a brothel.... yeah, I could be Topsy :)

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    Neville Hunt about 2 years ago

    Topsy is a real cool porno name, Drew. With a name like that, well I imagine there's nothing you wouldn't do. "Oh sir, if you want that sort of thing, you'd better see Topsy!" :-)

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    Drew Martyn about 2 years ago

    Haha, I'd make a million!

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