Peas
The new pastor was coming for Sunday dinner. Little Johnny didn't understand what all the fuss was about. But he washed up and went to the table.
After saying grace, his father asked Johnny what he wanted to eat.
"I want some of those damned peas!" Johnny replied.
His father snatched him up, took him to the other room and spanked him.
He brought him back to the table and asked him what he wanted.
Johnny looked slowly around the table and said, "Well, I tell you one thing. I sure as hell don't want any of those damned peas!"
- Category: Humor / Comedy
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Christopher over 6 years ago
Another old joke that popped in my head today.
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Neville Hunt over 6 years ago
Nice one; damned good in fact! :-)
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Neville Hunt over 6 years ago
Missing Jake already :-(
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Christopher over 6 years ago
Thanks, guys.
Yeah, Neville, it was kind of weird not posting an adventure of ole' Jakey last night. But the new story is churning in my mind, so maybe you'll have some butter with your breakfast by the first of the year. I need to get my vacation and the coming holiday season under my belt first.
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Christopher over 6 years ago
Thanks, Robbin. Orange Beach, Alabama. Same state, just down along the Gulf of Mexico. Staying in a condo for a few days and just mellowing out. Went to Destin, Florida last year but I prefer Orange Beach.
