Fashion Statement

Jean and Barbara lived in Shady Acres, South Florida's premier retirement home. They were always trying to get the attention of Tom and Phil, two distinguished old gentlemen who sat on a bench in the community's park every day. Each day the ladies would get all dressed up, parading themselves in front of the men. Nothing. One day, Jean hit upon an idea.

"Let's run by in front of them totally naked."

The next day they did.

After they went by Tom asked Phil what they were wearing today.

"I don't know," Phil said, "but it damn sure needed ironing!"