Lost Dog
"Please help us find our beloved lost dog! He is like one of the family. Our children are devastated. He hasn't been home for several days. If anyone has seen him please call 555-5555. We can probably manage a small reward along with our eternal gratitude."
Description: What little fur he has is grey. Has mange. Only has three legs. Right ear is missing. Tail is gone. Blind in left eye. Only has two teeth in the front. Has severe arthritis from being run over multiple times and can't move very fast. Recently castrated.
Answers to the name "Lucky."
- Category: Humor / Comedy
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Christopher over 6 years ago
Credit to this goes to my dad. He used to make this joke many years ago. Not sure if he got it from an old joke or if it was just his weird sense of humor. But I always like to make note of it if it isn't something that I came up with totally on my own.
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Christopher over 6 years ago
It sounds like an amalgamation of every dog I ever had!
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Neville Hunt over 6 years ago
I love this drabble and joke😄
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Christopher over 6 years ago
Thank you, Neville.
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Neville Hunt over 6 years ago
What I particularly like is your piece de resistance, 'recently castrated'! That had me howling!
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Christopher over 6 years ago
Probably had him howling too!
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Jeff Taylor over 6 years ago
Made me smile :)
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Christopher over 6 years ago
Thanks, Jeff.
