Seven Hundred And Counting...

Barbara went to visit her parents. It had been several weeks since she'd seen them. She stopped by one evening after work. She was walking up the path to their door when she heard what sounded like a scream from inside the house. She quickened her pace and then she heard what sounded like glass breaking and more screaming.

She pulled the spare key she had to their house from her purse, quickly unlocking the door.

She saw her parents chasing each other around the couch, giggling.

The scene would've been downright cute to Barbara if they weren't both naked.